June 2: Dedicated to Failure

My full-disclosure SocialSolo PhysicalDistant 

Why did the chicken cross the road 

ruination of a theme tonight is dedicated 

to Failure 

and Don't Give Up the Ship

I was searching for CHICKENS

I was carrying my chicken 

I was wearing my chicken...

and yet I discovered 

NOT A SINGLE chicken of any sort tonight.

Zero. Zilch. 

But in the spirit of Columbus seeking the Northwest Passage 

(he FAILED, but he found the New World), 

of Ponce de León seeking the Fountain of Youth 

(I believe this is a myth, actually. 

Like George Washington and the cherry tree) 

but finding Florida...

I kept looking 

 for an hour and 37 minutes 

which brought me home 

Oh, well. As they say, "Don't count your chickens..."